THIS IS BOGUS!|DON'T FALL FOR IT, YA IDIOT.

These {slick|shady operators are just trying to {steal|rip you off. Don't give them the {time|opportunity. They're {as honest as a {snake|con artist. {Stay smart!|Keep your wits about you! {Don't trust anything they {say|promise. {Check things out before you fall for it. Flooding my DMs with the intensity of a pathetic noob Dude, seriously?